I want to write something original here besides thank you for the pep talk. How about did you hear the one about the man who was driving down the road with a bunch of penguins in the back of his pickup truck? A police officer pulled him over and said,

“Sir, you know those aren’t permitted animals. What you are doing with them?”

“Well, can’t really say how they happened to be on my farm, but I don’t know what to do with them.”

“Have you considered taking them to the zoo?”

“Great idea, sir. I will do that.”

Now, the next day the officer sees the same man with the penguins again, but this time the penguins are wearing sunglasses. The police officer pulls the man over, and says, “Sir, what are you doing with these penguins?”

“Well, officer, we had such a great time at the zoo, I’m taking them to the beach today.”

Groan. It’s my mom’s joke. You have to blame her. Thank you again for reminding me that you can find all kinds of things to read on the internet. A lot of them are popular (alt-right), and that doesn’t make them valuable.

Chances are I have a migraine. My spirit guides are Voltaire & Bierce. Considering making SJW into a religion. Genealogist

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