Okay, you’re breakin my hart, hir? Sushi, eh? I was raised in a landlocked state where eating fish meant you ordered the McFish with tartar sauce. I heard you like the foods your mother exposes you to in utero. That’s my excuse for not being able to handle the fishies. Now, give me a deep sea fish, and suddenly I’m Captain Ahab.

Chances are I have a migraine. My spirit guides are Voltaire & Bierce. Considering making SJW into a religion. Genealogist

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